It’s that time of year, everyone! Considering we’re probably already in Santa’s “Don’t bother checking this year, I already know the answer” filter for the Naughty/Nice List, we decided to kick the raunch into overdrive this fine Christmas morning. Elves taking dumps? We’ve got ’em! Dominatrix Claus? Him too! The most delicious cumshot cookie you’ve […]
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Episode 042b: Plato’s Movie Theater
Imagine yourself in a movie theater. It is the only place you’ve ever known. The smell of popcorn, the sticky floors, and of course the endless projected movies on the screen are your reality. What would you believe about “the real world” if this was all you knew? Would you even believe there was one […]
Episode 008: Microwave THIS
A friend of a friend told me that if you listen to Bad Philosophy on a Microsoft Zune while preparing a Hot Pocket, the microwaves resonate with the current in the headphone wires and cause your ears to secrete Jello! Really … this totally happens … … Okay, you caught us. It’s a pure urban […]
